GUEST BLOG: 'bethenny' episode 2 by Acute_Tweetment

I asked my good Twitter buddy and fellow Bethenny superfan @Acute_Tweetment to write a guest blog of 'bethenny' the talk show on Oh Hell Yes! since I haven't been able to watch everyday. Hope you enjoy! And THANK YOU so much for writing, Corrie! Xo

Bethenny FINALLY has her own talk show! Seems like a no brainer, right? After all of the years she’s been on reality television. Armed with her straight shooter wit and hilarious commentary during real situations makes her a natural for this arena.

Her show’s theme song gets me excited and teary eyed all at once. Bethenny comes out on stage smiling & dancing as the song blares…”Calling all my girls…”

On episode 2 (airing June 12, 2012) the original Skinny Girl arrives onto her very own stage again and discusses meeting President Obama for the first time! He personally wished her good luck on her new show produced by Ellen Degeneres! NO WORDS!!!!
Unfortunately, or fortunately…. her dress did not look right with underwear so she went to this event commando. HA! STILL NO WORDS! No panties meeting our very own president. I’d need some depends… ha

The boss lady, Ellen, makes an appearance on this episode. She walks in from behind the stage pulling panties out of her pocket…HA HA HA!

These two ladies are so cute together. Very different in comedic styles and personality but they mix well when together. Clearly they have a lot of love and respect for each other personally and professionally. Ellen has had her fair share of ups and downs and was always true to herself just the same as Bethenny. Ellen is a genius producer for taking this opportunity to unleash our beloved queen of TMI to a day time slot on television. A bit of a gamble but a Brilliant move. She needed a platform to talk to others candidly. When Bethenny starts talking, the magic happens naturally!

Ellen’s wife of 4 years, Portia, cut her long blonde locks to a new shorter hair do. The picture shown on projection looks adorable! Even without professional styling at the time the photo was snapped. That lady is stunning. We love it and so does Ellen.

Ellen shared that she and Portia never argue…ever. They NEVER fight??? WOW! That’s it. I knew I should have been lesbian. Oh well. ha

Ohhh. The giggles Ellen provided when she discussed the book “50 Shades of Grey”. She told Bethenny that she actually offered to make an audio version of the book. HA! She did not want to use the naughty language or describe any focus on the male body parts while talking in a recording studio. She used a paddle to spank her wrist for sound effect. TOO FUNNY!

She left the studio saying that she had things to do but looked at Bethenny and said, “Keep being you because you’re amazing”. WE AGREE!

Holly Robinson-Peete was the next guest on the show. She came out pulling panties from her back pocket… HAHAHA!!!

Bethenny asked her about being booted from The Talk. That’s Bethenny….straight shooter. Holly said, “Welcome to the Bethenny Show!”
She explained that she did what was expected of her for the show and some things were out of her control saying, “Every wall is a door”…”Every opportunity in life is a chance to learn”…
She is happy to have a spot on the sitcom, Mike and Molly on CBS and an appearance on the mega hit movie Bridesmaid.
Holly says that her 4 children are doing great but some days she thinks she’s had 2 too many! HA!!!! I can only imagine!

Bethenny introduces a couple who want to spice up their sex life. Amy and Joe. She takes them to a sex shop. This place was decorated in bright red and black. Closely resembling Alex McCord and Simon VanKempen’s living room after their home’s remodeling seen on the RHONY…! HA!

Surprisingly, Bethenny admitted that this was only her second time going to a sex shop! (gasp with shock!) she seems like such a perv! hahaha
A store sex specialist showed the threesome around the store. There were loads of whips, collars, blind folds, paddles and a leather suit with matching gas mask. WTF?
Bethenny asks Joe to spank her. He does and she said, “Harder!” hahaha
The married couple agreed to try out some new toys and possibly a game of naked hide and seek.

Back at the studio Bethenny gets Holly to try on a collar and blind fold and paddles her on the booty. HILARIOUS! The show continues on to discuss the opinions of guests regarding the book 50 Shades of Grey.

Hopefully Jason gets to benefit from this new experience on his wife’s show. (wink) Naked hide and seek sounds fun! The rats, fleas, roaches can join in too. LOL
The only sex toys the Hoppy’s have discussed were matching mouth guards at night. Let’s see if they expand on that. HA

This is THE BEST talk show on daytime. It’s fun and enjoyable from beginning to end. Bowing down to my beloved queen of TMI!


Thanks for reading!

Sincerely,
@Acute_Tweetment….sharing my opinions that are Veryfried in Writing…